698-5519:

lol: lots of lesbians

rotfl: really open to friendly lesbians

lmao: lesbians make awesome omelettes

omg: oh my girls

ily: i love yuri

wtf: where’s the females

fyi: females… yes… interesting…

(Source: dancingshinji, via heartofamother-soulofafighter)

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via heartofamother-soulofafighter)

Why is it that I am awake (again) at 2:30am looking at pictures of nipple piercings (again) watching wedding shows (again)

I want nipple piercings so badly but they look so fucking painful oh god

"Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together."

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silently my tongue lies broken
beneath my skin a fire is smokin’
i cannot sleep
humming fills my ears 

(Source: argonauticae)

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via natatouille)

ephemeral-elegance:

Princess Style Wool Coat, ca. 1940s

via Adored Vintage

nuditea:

straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

(via safety-in-falsehood)