lol: lots of lesbians
rotfl: really open to friendly lesbians
lmao: lesbians make awesome omelettes
omg: oh my girls
ily: i love yuri
wtf: where’s the females
fyi: females… yes… interesting…
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
Why is it that I am awake (again) at 2:30am looking at pictures of nipple piercings (again) watching wedding shows (again)
I want nipple piercings so badly but they look so fucking painful oh god
"Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together."
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.